Tuesday, November 17, 2015

FRANKENSTEIN FAIL! The 5 Worst Frankenstein Flicks Ever!

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FRANKENSTEIN FAIL! The 5 Worst Frankenstein Flicks Ever!

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With the November 25th release of director Paul McGuigan’s Max Landis-scripted, ultra-revisionist take on the house that Mary Shelley built, VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN, upon us, fright fans are wondering just what in the blue blazes to expect.

Certainly from the trailer, we can glean that Fox is trying to channel some the kinetic energy of Guy Ritchie’s overly stylized SHERLOCK HOLMES movies into their bouncy, multiplex-friendly riff on the FRANKENSTEIN tale, with pretty actors (Daniel Radcliffe and James McAvoy) making whatever bio-horrors happen easier to swallow.

But no matter how VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN fares, no matter how critics or audiences respond to its charms, it’s a safe bet that it will be BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN compared to the five Frankenstein films we’ve selected below.

Indeed readers, these are the worst FRANKENSTEIN movies we’ve ever seen,  bastardized insults to ” The Modern Prometheus” of Shelley’s text and slipshod excuses to pervert it to suit their cash-grabbing ends.

Fun? Sure! Good? Well…you decide. Here we go…

FRANKENSTEIN’S DAUGHTER (1958)
Before he accepted the offer to sail to BLOOD ISLAND and become a major player in the emerging Filipino genre flick scene, John Ashley was being groomed by AIP to be a teen heartthrob. And to be honest, his James Dean-meets-Elvis-lite presence in Richard Cunha’s fun but dumb revisionist Frankenstein riff FRANKENSTEIN’S DAUGHTER, is one of its strengths. Donald Murphy plays Oliver Frankenstein, hiding out as an assistant to kindly professor and secretly turning his cutie pie niece (Sandra Knight) into a buck-toothed monster that runs around at night spooking kids. Meanwhile, he’s quietly stapling together a new monster from pieces of murdered men. He’s a bad dude. And this is most certainly a bad Frankenstein movie…

DR. FRANKENSTEIN ON CAMPUS (1970)
This bizarre Canadian film is a daft excuse for a horror movie and while it’s a flunk as a Frankenstein flick, it sure is a doozy of a head trip on its own terms. Originally titled FLICK (we know this because the word FLICK remains on the bottom corner of the screen for the entire opening of the picture), DR. FRANKENSTEIN ON CAMPUS stars future Canadian TV weatherman Robin Ward as a young Baron Frankenstein, blacklisted from his native Austria and hiding out as a student at the University of Toronto. There, he conducts brain experiments on cats and dogs and has weird psychedelic sex with his comely girlfriend before launching a reign of terror on his classmates and the faculty. Oddly, the similarities between this and RE-ANIMATOR are interesting (and almost certainly accidental). Totally obscure and truly fascinating, this is a super-silly Shelley stunt that stands alone.

DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN (1971)
Starting production as THE BLOOD SEEKERS, this turgid Al Adamson offering stars declining (rapidly) Hollywood star J. Carol Naish as a descendant of the original Frankenstein who reluctantly teams up with the worst Dracula in cinema history: a bearded, white-faced ponce who says all his dialogue through an echo-chamber and is played by a dude named Zandor Vorkov. Frankenstein’s assistant is played by a boozed-to-oblivion Lon Chaney Jr. and the great Angelo Rossito from FREAKS and MAD MAX 3 adds a dash of class to what is a typically tacky bit of Adamson oddness. But man, what a cast, including TWIN PEAKS vet and Adamson regular Russ Tamblyn and monster magazine legend Forry Ackerman.

FRANKENSTEIN’S CASTLE OF FREAKS (1974)
On the surface this Italian exploitation offering looks like it can’t lose. Oscar winner Michael Dunn is in it as a horny dwarf, the great Rosanno Brazzi operatically slums to play Dr. Frankenstein, Eurotrash legend Boris Lugosi (aka Salvatore Baccaro) plays a monstrous caveman and the entire pudding is stirred by international genre movie kingpin Dick Randall (LIVING DOLL, PIECES). But my God, is this flick dull. I’ve seen it a dozen times (because I have serious problems) and I cannot remember anything about it, save for a bit of topless hot springs frolicking and some reasonably handsome production design. Frankenfail supreme!

FRANKENSTEIN ISLAND (1981)
By the early 1980’s, Hollywood icon John Carradine would sign on to star in any piece of crap offered to him. FRANKENSTEIN ISLAND isn’t any piece of crap, however. It’s sub-atomic dump of the lowest order and it comes courtesy of Jerry Warren, the dude who gave the world another dead-things junkfest in 1960’s TEENAGE ZOMBIES. Carradine stars as the disembodied, floating head of the original Dr. Frankenstein who gives sage advice to his daughter, Sheila Frankenstein Von Helsing(!), a nutter who is up to no good on the titular island. Cameron Mitchell wanders around in a daze in what is honestly one of the most insane movies I have ever seen. Recommended as the ultimate F*** you to the Frankenstein mythos.

What are some of the worst Frankenstein films you’ve ever seen?

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Blu-ray Review: ZOMBIE HIGH

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Blu-ray Review: ZOMBIE HIGH

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ZOmbieHigh2 Obscure and underrated 80’s horror satire ZOMBIE HIGH comes to Blu-ray.

I avoided ZOMBIE HIGH for years as it was clear from the (mostly terrible) reviews at the time that it was not really a “proper” zombie movie at all. No virus. No apocalypse. No flesh-eating. No thanks. And since, circa 1987, horror fans wanted these kind of “normal” zombie films, I wasn’t the only one who balked and the movie remained either unseen and unloved for decades.

But recent history has seen enough shambling Romero-riffs to last 10 lifetimes and now, ZOMBIE HIGH seems downright revolutionary. It’s a satirical amalgam of “dead teenager” flick, BODY SNATCHERS-esque paranoia parable and mad science melodrama, with rich production values, a decent score, a crackerjack script and a slew of solid performances. If it had been released a decade later, it would have been a minor classic.

But now, thanks to Scream Factory, you can rediscover (or, like I just did this morning, discover) ZOMBIE HIGH’s ample charms. The imprint will release a Blu-ray/DVD combo pack on December 15th and despite being bereft of extras of any kind save for a brief trailer, it’s a typically handsome SF presentation of a picture that was, until now, orbiting almost total obscurity.

Filmed under the more appropriate title THE SCHOOL THAT ATE MY BRAIN, ZOMBIE HIGH sees the bright-eyed Virginia Madsen (already a star but soon the achieve cult infamy with her role in CANDYMAN 5 years later) starring as Andrea, a brainy and beautiful student who is accepted into now-coed, previously all-male, elite prep school (NOT a high school, incidentally), much to her edgy boyfriend’s initially jealousy-steered dismay. As she and her newfound friends (including a pre-TWO MOON JUNCTION and pre-pre TWIN PEAKS Sherilyn Fenn and future FREAKS AND GEEKS creator and BRIDESMAIDS director Paul Feig) roll their eyes at their stiff classmates and weirdly ritual-obsessed teachers, Andrea begins to suspect all is not right at the school. She is, of course, correct. Turns out the faculty is actually a sect of youth-addicted quasi-vampires, that have been extracting parts of students brains for decades to consume and maintain their vitality while the kids are rendered pie-eyed, emotionless drones.

Shot in brightly lit rooms and exteriors, ZOMBIE HIGH isn’t particularly scary but it is ample weird, stylish and entertaining with many asides that would be more at home in a European drama rather than a lowbrow 80’s horror film. The satirical jabs at the education system are obvious, but never heavy-handed and never once do they overtake the thrust of the often surprisingly serious narrative. Credit director Ron Link for focusing not only on the arch tone of the picture but allowing his actors to, y’know, act (Madsen is really, really good here). Link (who passed away in 1999) was in fact an experimental theater director who worked with a slew of heavy hitting performers in his prime, including Robert De Niro. ZOMBIE HIGH was his only film and it’s a shame it wasn’t marketed better and didn’t find its audience upon release. With this classy new Blu-ray edition, let’s hope it finally does.

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Remember When Siskel & Ebert Reviewed XTRO?

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Remember When Siskel & Ebert Reviewed XTRO?

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Ebert1 SHOCK digs up more gold from the Siskel & Ebert anti-horror vaults.

After seeing a random Facebook post on writer/director Don Mancini’s Facebook page, a clip of late, sometimes great, film critics Siskel & Ebert tearing his CHILD’S PLAY 2 a new arsehole on their now defunct AT THE MOVIES TV show, SHOCK re-posted it and then started posting more clips of S&E –  and their contemporary, Leonard Maltin – kicking around horror flicks for sport and cheap yucks.

The response has been strong enough that we’ve started combing YouTube for other vintage critiques. Some of them will make the hardcore horror film throw their laptops off the balcony or smash their SmartPhones to shite.

But in some cases, the verbal smackdown is deserved.

Witness this classic clip from 1983, wherein S&E warm up their spotlight on the Roger Moore James Bond flick OCTOPUSSY with a sneering review of director Harry Bromley Davenport’s 1982 British ALIEN rip-off XTRO.

First of all, it’s fun to see a greasy “Video Nasty” spoken about in the same breath as a blockbuster Bond flick.

Secondly, despite their smugness (“most monster movies aren’t any good” says Ebert),  I can’t say I disagree with their review. XTRO never grabbed me. I always found it cheap, dull, dark and depressing with its highlight seeing a woman (Maryam D’Abo) have her belly expand and then give birth to a full size man.

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But adult alien infants and stretched-to-the-max vaginas do not a good movie make.

Check out the lads flipping their birds to poor old XTRO. The audio is hissy and low, but put your ear close to your device of choice and you’ll be able to absorb their indifference.

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Exclusive Interview: Tara Subkoff Talks Argento, Art and the Horror of #HORROR

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Exclusive Interview: Tara Subkoff Talks Argento, Art and the Horror of #HORROR

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Multi-hyphenate artist Tara Subkoff on the influences and art of her first film, #HORROR.

This writer has been raving about the arthouse horror gem #HORROR for weeks both here and elsewhere with full knowledge that it won’t speak to all of our readers. Because #HORROR is not a conventional horror film. It’s strange, meandering, arch, often austere and restrained and relies heavily on a contemporary social trend to hammer home its points. Less a movie than a theatrical art installation designed to affect its audience in weird ways.

And we can credit visionary writer/director Tara Subkoff for the lion’s share of its awesomeness.

Subkoff started her professional life as an actress in such films as THE CELL and THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO, but then deviated from her front-of-the-lens path by pursuing a myriad roles in the liberal arts. She’s a noted fashion designer (her celebrated line ‘Imitation of Christ’ – now called ‘Imitation’ was co-founded with #HORROR actress Chloe Sevigny), artist and now, filmmaker. Her immersion into the art world figures heavily into #HORROR’s singular aesthetic, one that turns a conventional narrative about mean pre-teens battering each other senseless into an unnerving work of designer terror.

SHOCK had the chance to sit down with the infectiously energetic Subkoff to discuss her influences and the art of making beautiful trash.

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SHOCK: My first thought while watching #HORROR is that it recalls the great European genre filmmakers like Polanski and Argento and especially, in terms of design, the latter. Was Dario an influence at all?

SUBKOFF: Oh yes…yes. I’m a huge fan of SUSPIRIA and especially, THE BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL PLUMMAGE, with that whodunit flare. I love all of Dario’s films but that one specifically comes to mind as an influence on #HORROR. And thanks for that because no one has made that connection before.

SHOCK: Well, again, it’s not just the giallo-esque plotting, but it’s the fact that every prop, all the mise-en-scene, all of it is there to serve a visual purpose. How hands-on were you in respect to the look of the film?

SUBKOFF: I was completely involved in all of it. I designed it with my brother Daniel Subkoff and a lot of the art in the film was from my husband, Urs Fischer. We also called on lots of our friends in the art world; people like Rob Pruitt, Julian Schnabel…all of these people were my friends and loaned me real art, not knock offs, which raised the production values. Having real art was integral to the story. Basically, the art is a character in the film; it witnesses, it watches the events in the film. That’s what art and objects do. They witness the passage of time, they hold energy. And my father is an antiques dealer so we borrowed all of the furniture from my father, some of the more eccentric strange pieces. I also used my own furniture; it was a very, very personal project.

SHOCK: Danish filmmaker Nicolas Winding Refn refers to movies like this as “fetish films”. Do you agree?

SUBKOFF: Absolutely! The fetish of objects but also our cultural fetish for wealth. Our culture is so obsessed with money and the richest people; we’re so obsessed with it. We’re a culture now of ‘seeming’ and not’ being’. There’s such a careful curation of image now, with selfies and instagram you never get a true feeling about who anyone really is, just how people want to perceive them.

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SHOCK: Do you have kids?

SUBKOFF: I have a step daughter who is six.

SHOCK: So does that central point of the movie, that of children left alone with this overwhelming, potentially destructive technology, resonate with you?

SUBKOFF: Oh yeah. I wrote this 4 years ago and a lot of my friends kids were 12 and they were being severely cyber-bullied. It’s scary to see the platform of cruelty that exists now. I was badly bullied from about 10-12 on the bus, but then I could get off the bus and go home. But now, there’s no going home. You put it down, if follows you. It’s almost science fiction, it’s very VIDEODROME. You turn it off, it’s still happening. You can pretend it’s not happening but kids know that it is. This can follow them their entire lives and how does that affect their minds and future? That’s way scarier to me than a ghost…

SHOCK: You ‘re a horror movie fan, I presume…

SUBKOFF: Yes! I used to go out with Jonathan Craven so I was close with Wes and I love his movies. LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT and PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS are big ones. I love all serious horror movies with fully realized character arcs. THE EXORCIST. THE SHINING. My God…THE SHINING…I mean, does anyone really know anyone in THE SHINING?

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SHOCK: So, how do people pronounce the title of the film? Is it “HASHTAG HORROR”?
What do you call it?

SUBKOFF: I call it “HASHTAG HORROR” because I feel that the world ‘hashtag’ is very important. I wrote the film as to take place in the not too distant future and, hey, we’re there now…

SHOCK: The sound design and the music is also an integral part of the film’s impact…

SUBKOFF: I love music but now, I’m half deaf (Subkoff had a brain tumor removed in 2009 that left her without hearing in one ear) and I hear smaller sounds a lot louder and more irritating than normal people do. So little sounds make you angry and frustrated and since I know that and work with that daily, I thought that would be an interesting experiment to use here. Like, the volume actually increases as the movie goes on. But I love music, I wanted it to be strong , to have a female voice and I found that voice in (composer) Erica (Anderson). You know, female movies are almost always about a man, but I tried to use women in as many departments as I could in this film. Hopefully that doesn’t alienate male audiences, but rather, makes them more intrigued. Women do make up more than half the population after all!

IFC MIDNIGHT begins rolling out #HORROR to select US theaters and VOD this Friday. Watch for it. And, if you can, see it on the big screen…it’s an experience.

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Monday, November 16, 2015

Blu-ray Review: TROLL and TROLL 2

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Blu-ray Review: TROLL and TROLL 2

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Join SHOCK as we tear into the new Blu of TROLL and TROLL 2.

EMPIRE Pictures fans haunting video stores in 1986 were more often than not looking for boundary-pushers along the lines of Stuart Gordon’s double shot of RE-ANIMATOR and FROM BEYOND so, when we stumbled upon TROLL, we were doomed to be disappointed. FX wizard John Carl Buechler’s PG rated monster flick isn’t a horror film at all; it’s a fantasy film, filled with amateur wizards, weird worlds, witches and derring-do and famously, the child hero’s name is even Harry Potter, leading to a lengthy controversy wherein producer Charles Band and writer Ed Naha have alluded to the possibility that writer J.K. Rowling may have stumbled upon the film and (ahem) borrowed certain elements for her juggernaut book and film series.

So no, TROLL was and is not a horror film and when viewed almost three decades ago, it was cited as a fairly inept bit of nonsense. Today however, TROLL is rather charming and, especially when viewed on the top half of the Blu-ray from retro-genre heroes Scream Factory, a lively bit of low-budget hokum.

The film stars the great Michael Moriarty (Q, THE STUFF, BANG THE DRUM SLOWLY) as Harry Potter Sr., the patriarch of a family that just moved into a low rise LA apartment (in realty, a set on the De Laurentiis/EMPIRE studios lot in Rome, the same one used for Band’s 1988 classic, CRAWLSPACE and many others), a modest tenement that is packed with eccentric neighbors (including the late Sonny Bono and, outrageously, Julia Louis-Dreyfus aka Elaine from SEINFELD!) and is home to a malevolent troll in the basement. Said beastie (played by Band regular Phil Fondacaro, who also appears sans makeup as kindly professor) takes possession of Potter’s daughter, who then runs around growling, biting and treating her milquetoast older brother, Harry Potter Jr. (Noah Hathaway), like shit.

Pretty soon the troll-in-girl’s clothing starts infiltrating apartments and turning the residents into plants; giant pea-pods that birth a whack of Buechler-sculpted GHOULIES leftovers that are both slimy and kinda cute. Like Boglins. Remember Boglins?

Meanwhile LOST IN SPACE vet June Lockhart plays a witch with a pet mushroom that is actually her husband and who trains Potter Jr. to awaken his inner wizard and send the nasty troll back to the netherworld. Which he does, but not before the troll (who was once the witch’s lover) turns Louis-Dreyfus into a nude, cloned nymph. And then the movie gets weird…

Anyway, TROLL is a totally unique bit of insanity, with bizarre scenes that go on forever (watch the ridiculous sequence where Moriarty does a mad dance to crunchy version of the chestnut rock tune “Summertime Blues”), nutty performances and rather lovely touches like an impromptu musical number wherein all the puppets start singing a sort of shanty. It’s aged really well and is great for kids. Mine loved it.

Then we have TROLL 2.

Which of course, as everyone knows, is not  a legitimate TROLL  sequel but rather a shockingly inept Italian horror film called GOBLINS, re-titled for its home video premiere (there are no trolls in it at all) and directed by frequent Bruno Mattei collaborator Claudio Fragasso (credited here under the nom-de-plume, Drake Floyd), produced by Europorn/horror king Joe D’Amato and starring a dentist.

What’s to say about TROLL 2 that hasn’t already been said? It is beyond a doubt one of the most dreadful, brain-dead, logic-defying genre movies ever made, with brutal special (d)effects and operatically awful performances by non-actors (including that dentist, a good old boy named George Hardy) that seem beamed in from other planets.

In it, a kid (Michael Stephenson) has a bedtime story read to him by the ghost of his dead grandfather, about a race of goblins who make idiots eat green food, turning them into veggie-meat and eating them alive. When the spooked kid’s dad (Hardy) enrolls his lucky brood in a family exchange program with the rural town of Nilbog, he ends up placing them all on the menu. See Nilbog spelled backwards is actually…wait for it…goblin!

So wildly pitiful is TROLL 2 that it has, over the years, locked a devoted cult following of folks who love to laugh at it, enough so that the now adult Stephenson made a documentary about the cult surrounding the film. That doc, amusingly titled BEST WORST MOVIE, played festivals worldwide to great acclaim and is included here in the limited edition version of this double-feature set. It’s an entertaining watch and, if nothing else, makes you fall in love with Hardy, who is a kind of oral surgeon/saint that stepped out once and made a movie that he thought no one would see and is now clearly enjoying his counter-culture infamy.

The set comes packed with extras, including a full-length doc on the making of TROLL with Buechler, Band, his brother, composer Richard Band (whose score is typically lush) and Naha. TROLL 2 features a charming, meandering commentary with Hardy and actress Deborah Reed. These two movies, linked only by some marketing stiff’s delusions of dollars, make for a fascinating double-feature: one knows exactly what kind of movie it is, the other…well…the other knows it’s a movie. We think.

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Blu-Ray Review: HELLRAISER: The Scarlet Box

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Blu-Ray Review: HELLRAISER: The Scarlet Box

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Arriving slightly early for the 30th anniversary (2016 for the original novella, 2017 for the first film), Arrow’s four-disc Blu-ray box-set is a lavish tribute to the first three films in the unexpectedly protracted franchise (otherwise known as the non-Miramax entries). THE SCARLET BOX is just that: a sturdy package with a lid, comprising newly commissioned artwork by Gilles Vranckx, four individual inner sleeves, and a hardback book by Clive Barker archivists Phil and Sarah Stokes. On the discs themselves are HELLRAISER, HELLBOUND and HELL ON EARTH given new 2k makeovers, and copious extra features including re-edits of the massive crowdfunded LEVIATHAN documentary and Barker’s two early short films SALOME and THE FORBIDDEN. Such sights to show you? Read on…

HELLRAISER

It’s hard to remember now just how different HELLRAISER was when it arrived in the late ‘80s. In a horror landscape of teens getting slashed, Clive Barker’s debut as a director was an adult domestic drama, albeit with supernatural underpinnings, violence, gore and glimpses of a fascinating larger universe, the rules of which arrived almost fully formed. The sequel would dive deep into that, but here, at core, we have a love triangle and a Faustian pact: a sort of weird mashup of Marlowe and Chekhov. Frank (Sean Chapman), on a personal crusade for ever more esoteric erotic experience, has come into possession of a puzzle box that opens up a gateway to Hell, the realm seemingly policed by Barker’s deadpan S&M demons the Cenobites. Larry (Andrew Robinson), Frank’s conservative brother, is married to Julia (Clare Higgins), who seems unhappy from the beginning and, as it turns out, has cheated on her husband with her brother-in-law on their wedding day. Moving into Frank and Larry’s family home, the site of Frank’s “death”, Frank’s remains are disturbed and reanimated: he returns to life, layer of flesh by layer, as the infatuated Julia brings him murder victims to feed on. But when Larry’s daughter Kirsty (Ashley Lawrence) stumbles upon the puzzle box herself, she does her own deal with the devil(s) to save her skin and send Frank back where he came from.

It’s a fascinating, involving tale, told with visual panache and excellent performances: although several are dubbed with jarring American accents. Post-production decisions tried to relocate the film to the US. Maybe it works for you guys, but for us in the UK it never looks like they’re anywhere but Cricklewood, making the vocal soundtrack sit oddly with the visuals. But what visuals they are. The Cenobites – and chiefly Doug Bradley’s Pinhead, obviously – though briefly featured, get all the attention, but surely the real triumph here is Skinless Frank (Oliver Smith), dripping disgustingly from his exposed muscle, or bleeding through an incongruous suit jacket as he smokes a cigarette. The less said about The Engineer and the Bone Dragon probably the better, but they do up the scale of the fantasy around the domestic elements, even if they make little apparent sense. Incredibly as old now as the original Hammer films were when HELLRAISER was new, it holds up incredibly well as a surreal, nightmarish, slightly off-kilter minor modern masterpiece.

HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II

Commissioned almost immediately after HELLRAISER’s release, if not during its actual production, HELLBOUND is a curious beast, failing completely on some levels but excelling on others. Plunging headfirst into the mythology set up by the first film, it takes us to Hell to explore the Cenobites’ realm, seizing on the popularity of Pinhead and company to give them slightly expanded screentime and hint at origin stories for the four principle Hell acolytes. But while all this is going on, it’s clear that no one is yet quite sure where the series is heading: Barker felt that Julia rather than Pinhead was the great potential ongoing villain of the nascent franchise, so the story of her, Frank and Kirsty is dragged out further. In fact, despite Barker’s hands-on involvement (his executive-producer and story credits were in this case not just about putting his name on the film to help sell it) HELLBOUND feels a lot like fan fiction. Everything that can feasibly be brought back from HELLRAISER is trotted out again in crazily overblown form, and the film is obsessed with having characters’ skin fall off. Skinless Julia (Deborah Joel) is, in her way, as impressive as Skinless Frank, but by the time Kirsty is disguising herself in Julia’s cast-off skin at the climax, the gag has worn extremely thin. Hell itself is, infamously, a series of dusty corridors, with the “Lord Of The Labyrinth”, bizarrely, a geometric shape something akin to the puzzlebox itself (the extra features reveal that Leviathan was envisaged by Barker as a Lovecraftian creature squatting at the maze’s centre. Screenwriter Pete Atkins, wisely, opted to change that). But newly created Cenobite Dr Channard is an extraordinary creation, given unforgettable life (and death) by British Shakespearean actor Kenneth Cranham. As with HELLRAISER, part of the pleasure of HELLBOUND is watching “serious” actors giving Barker’s mad visions their all.

HELLRAISER III: HELL ON EARTH

And here’s what happens when you give the fans what they think they want, and make HELLRAISER flat-out The Pinhead Show. Running with the back-story hinted at in HELLBOUND, HELL ON EARTH sees the lead Cenobite divided against himself, running riot in his demon form while his human alter-ego, First World War captain Elliot Spencer (Bradley out of make-up) joins forces with journalist Joey (Terry Farrell) to stop his rampaging id. Someone does lose their skin early on, but this is otherwise a different entity altogether to its predecessors, giving in to more standard horror spectacle. It’s disheartening to see Pinhead turned into a cackling psychopath, and his new Cenobites (Camera-Head, CD-Head) are feeble. But there’s undeniable pleasure in seeing Bradley cut loose and centre stage, and as always there are unforgettable images. A Pinhead-centric sequel was probably inevitable, and as such, HELL ON EARTH is just about acceptable. But it’s telling that the rest of the HELLRAISERs to date – love them or loathe them – haven taken the less-is-more approach to the series’ signature villain, following the lead of the often excellent Epic comics from the ‘80s and ‘90s in which Pinhead didn’t generally even appear at all.

RESTORATION / EXTRA FEATURES

All three films have been restored in 2k – the fact that 4k wasn’t used perhaps gives us a clue as to the limited potential of the source materials. They look better than they ever have on a home release, but the results of the restoration are variable. Some scenes look incredible. Others, particularly the interiors of the first film’s house, look dull and remain extremely grainy. But to be fair, a boring suburban house was never supposed to visually pop. Sound-wise HELLRAISER AND HELLBOUND get expansive uncompressed PCM Stereo 2.0 and lossless DTS-HD MA 5.1 mixes while HELL ON EARTH gets a clean lossless DTS-HD MA 2.0. There’s also an unrated cut of HELL ON EARTH included, but the dropped-in “uncut” bits don’t match the rest of the restoration, and even switch ratio from 16:9 to 4:3.

Many of the special features have been ported from Anchor Bay’s 2004 release of the same three films: the commentaries, several featurettes including the interview with HELL ON EARTH’s director Anthony Hickox, some material with Bradley, and those experimental early Barker short films which you’ll either find mesmerizing or patience-testing – or both. The HELLBOUND disc contains the Holy Grail: the hospital scene with Pinhead and the Female Cenobite (Barbie Wilde) dressed in surgeon’s gowns, a still of which was used on the film’s VHS cover to the lasting intrigue of fans. Turns out it was cut because it was rubbish. If HELLRAISER teaches us anything it’s to be careful what you wish for…

Taking up the bulk of the extras’ running time are re-edits of John McDonagh and Gary Smart’s exhaustive – exhausting – documentary LEVIATHAN, already available separately from the documentary makers themselves. Some of those who contributed to the Kickstarter campaign have reportedly been annoyed that LEVIATHAN has been sold on to Arrow, but the version on this set, totaling four hours across the discs of the three films, is less than half the length of the full cut. So if you bought the three-disc LEVIATHAN set you’ve still got a lot more than you get here. That said, it’s a hardcore fan that would feel shortchanged by the SCARLET BOX version. HELLRAISER gets 90 minutes; HELLBOUND gets 120. Almost every player you can think of from in front of and behind the camera in the first two films contributes, with the only notable exceptions being Barker himself and Ashley Lawrence. HELL ON EARTH gets a 30-minute documentary that was an extra feature in the LEVIATHAN pack (the full LEVIATHAN’s 8 ½ hours cover only the first two films).

Disc Four, THE CLIVE BARKER LEGACY gives us Arrow’s own 50–minute documentary EVOLUTIONS: a broader look at the themes and tics of the franchise as a whole. It’s not bad, but some of its contributors sit oddly with the package they’re part of: Scott Derrickson (director of HELLRAISER: INFERNO – not in this set); Kari Wuhrer (star of HELLRAISER: DEADER – not in this set); Khary Payton (from HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD – not in this set); Stuart Gordon (nothing to do with HELLRAISER); author Del Howison (nothing to do with HELLRAISER but has an uncredited cameo in LORD OF ILLUSIONS)… You get the impression director Ryan Turek was just rather desperately calling in his buddies. Also on the fourth disc is BOOKS OF BLOOD AND BEYOND, a quick rattle through Barker’s novels and short stories by children’s author and fan David Gatward. There’s nothing here that most purchasers of this set wouldn’t already know, and Gatward seems to think that THE GREAT AND SECRET SHOW is a novel all about Barker’s paranormal detective Harry D’Amour (it isn’t, although he does show up for a tiny cameo at the end). That’s a bad mistake, but Gatward may be a victim of brutal editing – appearing to say something he didn’t really. The final disc is finished off with A QUESTION OF FAITH, an amateur (and amateurish) hour-long short intended to represent the HELLRAISER fan film community.

Completing the set is the 200-page book, DAMNATION GAMES, perhaps a better evocation of the Clive Barker Legacy – although it’s completely HELLRAISER-centric – than the fourth disc. Another in-depth look at the three films in the box, it also covers Barker’s early work (including the short films presented here) and takes us up to Barker and Mark Miller’s recent novel THE SCARLET GOSPELS. It’s uncritical – if you don’t think Barker is a genius you’ll find nothing that agrees with you here – but benefits greatly from the subject expertise and appreciation of authors Phil and Sarah Stokes, and features a lot of interview material with Barker himself, culled from numerous sources. So he’s not much on the discs, but he’s plenty in the book. You also get the original press kits by Stephen Jones, Unit Publicist on HELLRAISERs I-III, production stills, design work, sketches and art cards. The book is currently exclusive to THE SCARLET BOX, but will be published separately and in expanded form in due course.

There’s some repetition across the extra material – the interview featurettes focusing on single actors like Bradley and Smith are the same interviews that are in the LEVIATHAN features, so if you want to hear anything new you have to sit through a lot you’ve seen already. Given the brief screen-time of the Cenobites in the first two films you’ll also get very sick of seeing their scenes over and over again (“We’ll tear your soul apart” must happen at least ten times). And there’s an annoying obsession with the bad reviews Barry Norman gave the films for the BBC. But that’s a minor quibble on what must be the most definitive presentation of the first three HELLRAISERs imaginable. At £50 for three films it’s costly (currently more so than it should be since the first run has sold out and the scalpers are out in force), but given the experience contained within THE SCARLET BOX, it’s a price – like Uncle Frank – you may well be prepared to pay.

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PROMETHEUS Sequel Now Called ALIEN:COVENANT

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PROMETHEUS Sequel Now Called ALIEN:COVENANT

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PROMETHEUS sequel changes names…again.

What started as PROMETHEUS 2, director Ridley Scott’s follow-up to his controversial ALIEN sidebar/prequel PROMETHUS, then became, according to Scott, ALIEN: PARADISE LOST

Now, FOX has just put the word out that the final, official, carved in stone title will be ALIEN: COVENANT.

And to prove it, they sent us the title treatment.

Here it is.

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I don’t know about you…but that ALIEN logo raises my blood pressure.

More details about ALIEN: CONVENT as we get them…

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Comic Review: PACIFIC RIM: TALES FROM THE DRIFT #1

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Comic Review: PACIFIC RIM: TALES FROM THE DRIFT #1

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RIMjob2 SHOCK reviews the new comic book spin off from the PACIFIC RIM universe, TALES FROM THE DRIFT.

PACIFIC RIM was a bit of a mixed success when it hit theaters in 2013. While it may have been a commercial disappointment in the US, it more than made up for it abroad, not only garnering international success but earning it the coveted title of “Biggest Summer Blockbuster of the Year!” around the globe. Regardless of the where and when, the film definitely left it’s impression on those who had seen it, so it’s no surprise that a comic book would follow on its heels. PACIFIC RIM: TALES FROM THE DRIFT (Legendary Comics) is the second story arc from the comic franchise which, like its predecessor, tells the story of our favorite monster-busting business in its early days.

The comic focuses on the little mentioned but hugely influential characters of Kaori and Duc, the pilots of one of the first mechas, Jaeger Tacit Ronin. The reader is dropped straight into a monster fight in Tokyo bay three years after K-Day, the day when kaiju began appearing on Earth. The married team of Kaori and Duc attempt to hold their own against the monster Itak, but are unfortunately taken down and are severely injured in the attack. As they attempt to not drown or get killed in the Ronin, the comic begins jumping back and forth between the future and the past, shining light on the initial relationship between the two and how they first met.

PACIFIC RIM: TFTD is a hard comic to get into. This is a work that is very much aimed at fans of PACIFIC RIM expanded universe, more specifically, fans who have read the first comic. There was no introduction beforehand of who Kaori and Duc were and, aside from a cameo appearance in the movie (that required research into the PACIFIC RIM wiki,) they could’ve been anybody. To follow-up, the characters were not interesting in the least, especially since the reader was supposed to feel some kind of connection to them. Kaori is a no-nonsense scientist who plays by her own rules and Duc is a flirty pilot who plays by his own rules and they meet when she punches him in the face. It’s your standard, boy meets girl, love story; even their banter is boring. Their characters make it hard to want to grab the second issue to see if they survive the attack especially since a small part of you kind of wants to see them die.

To be fair, the monster Itak was pretty damn cool. His spikey body and glowing blue interior light was very reminiscent of the movie. Same goes for the Ronin scheme; a solid nod to the anime-esque designs that were prevalent in the source material and that brought such a huge draw from the global market. Marco Marz art is clean with a beautiful color scheme and the panel layout works out great between the action scenes and the calmer parts. While the writing by Joshua Fialkov is dry it’s at least interesting to see some history behind the behemoths that have threatened our world. Hopefully PACIFIC RIM: TFTD picks up in the follow up issues as this is a weak start to what can be an amazing work.

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TV Recap: THE WALKING DEAD Season 6, Episode 6, ‘Always Accountable’

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TV Recap: THE WALKING DEAD Season 6, Episode 6, ‘Always Accountable’

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SHOCK recaps tonight’s episode of THE WALKING DEAD…with spoilers!

We’ve seen Daryl coasting around on his motorcycle a lot this season, in a relatively zen state, despite the herd following the growl of his engine. But with this round of THE WALKING DEAD, it’s Easy Rider no more…

The show – which has been deftly spinning narrative plates and juggling timelines this season – opens with Daryl once more leading Abraham and Sasha along the blood-spattered road with the grimy zombie herd following as quickly as their shambling, supernatural limbs can propel them. Suddenly, shots fire at the team from the sidelines and Daryl goes skidding down, the back windshield of Abraham and Sasha’s car blowing out and the villains giving chase. Daryl goes off one way, Abraham and Sasha turn around and face their attackers, blowing them to smithereens, along with a smattering of zombies that come-a-crawling…

Meanwhile, Daryl collapses in the woods, right beside the charred body of a barely moving ghoul.

Slam to credits…

Daryl tries his damnedest to summon his comrades on the CB to no avail and, considering his leather jacket is shredded and bloody, he loses his leather and shows off his impressive pipes, along with an impressive amount of road burn on his left arm. He picks up his deluxe crossbow and goes hunting, where he finds two shivering girls who claim “what they took, they earned” before an unseen figure smashes him in the face and he goes down.

Flitting in and out of consciousness, he catches glimpses of his attackers and captors and we learn that he might be the victim of mistaken identity. Regardless, the trio steal Daryl’s stuff an lead him at gunpoint through the woods, where they stumble upon legions of burned ghouls. They tell Daryl that it was they who fried the forest to burn the dead…

Norman Reedus’ is really rocking the Snake Plissken vibe this episode and even composer Bear McCreary knows it, with signature grinding guitar stings that sound like vintage John Carpenter swagger.

With that, Daryl escapes the trio, who he has gleaned are not bad people, and they shoot at him as he runs away with their stuff. Hiding behind a fallen tree, he tries to unsheathe his crossbow from the team’s duffel bag. As he struggles, an awesomely gross, moss encrusted swamp zombie that looks exactly like SWAMP THING stumbles into frame. In the nick of time, Daryl liberates his crossbow and takes the creature out…

But after he pulls the arrow from the ghoul’s green skull, he examines the bag and finds a cold-pack of insulin. It seems one of the girls is a diabetic, leaving Daryl with a moral conundrum: flee or find his former captors and give them back the lifesaving elixir?

We then cut back to Abraham and Sasha who, after trying in vain to decipher the motives of the raid that decimated their vehicle, find an insurance office in the neighboring town. Abraham wants to kill as many zombies as he can find, but Sasha urges him not to waste his energy, dialing down Abraham’s blood-lusty bravado.

After Abraham gleans that one of the employees was a veteran, he find Sasha sitting in front of a Plexiglas trapped office zombie who is weakly trying to get at her, but obviously cannot. When Abraham finds her, he can only think of decimating the undead dude but, again, Sasha tells him to chill out and just leave it be. It’s a moment of pathos for the dead, in a show that has had very little of that. George Romero has cited that element as a failure of the program, that the zombies are just target practice and have no personalities. This is true, but this moment reminded me of the sequence in DAWN OF THE DEAD where Gaylen Ross’s Fran mournfully watches a baseball player zombie who stares at her through the locked department store door.

As Abraham curbs his typical rage, he and Sasha begin talking, getting to know each other and share almost existential passages of dialogue.
Meanwhile, good old Daryl returns the duffel bag just in time, shocking the trio who now realize that Daryl is not one of the bad dudes hunting them as they previously believed. But said bad dudes do show up and shout out to the trio that they will “take them back”. The trio scream that “they’re done kneeling” and, with Daryl guiding them, they hightail it into the woods to hide.

Daryl sees a ghoul trapped by a rock and lures one of the villains towards it. The bad guy gets the bite and his colleague hacks off the bitten arm and tells the poor sod to “walk it off”. Whoever these guys are…they’re hardcore!

Back to the Abraham/Sasha thread, the ginger-haired hero find a hummer on the roof and an arsenal in its trunk. And a half-full box of cigars. The driver of the hummer is hanging over the edge of the roof and, after Abraham screams in its face – but doesn’t kill it – it thrashes and slides off its impaling rod before smashing to the ground and leaving the rocket launcher it had in its back for Abraham to take. Suddenly, Abraham thinks that Sasha’s urges not to randomly put down every ghoul he sees might be wise advice.

Returning to the office, Abraham lights a cigar and, looking her dead in the eye, tells Sasha that he’d like to stay there, set up a home and that he’d really like to get to know Sasha better. She catches his drift. And so do we. After my recap last week, where I suggested that Maggie and Aaron would be wise to hookup now that Glenn is (presumably) dead and was promptly reminded that Aaron was actually gay (which I knew, but forgot about), it’s nice to see the actual promise of apocalyptic nookie between good characters we love on the horizon. This show needs more sex, damn it.

Meanwhile, after one of Daryl’s new friends is eaten by a pair of shrink-wrapped zombies, the remaining two inexplicably pull out a gun and steal his crossbow and motorcycle.

Says the girl: “We’re sorry!”

Says Daryl: “Yer gonna be…”

No doubt.

Wandering back to the location he started at, with the burned, helmet-wearing ghoul, Daryl finds said zombie’s truck, a fuel truck that is ripe for the taking. He doubles back to find Abraham and Sasha, who give up their domestic fantasy and the three begin to head back to Alexandria. As the truck rolls down the road, Daryl tries Rick on the CB again. He gets…someone…and that someone, I think, says “Help”.

Is it Rick?

Or…is it…Glenn?

See you next week!

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Friday, November 13, 2015

‘The Disc That Wouldn’t Die!': THE ANGEL COLLECTION on DVD

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‘The Disc That Wouldn’t Die!': THE ANGEL COLLECTION on DVD

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ShockheaderDISC In this ongoing SHOCK column, journo Trevor Parker sifts through discount stores for the cheapest and coolest DVD’s and Blu’s he can find and lives to tell the tale.

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After the last installment of this column sagged with monstrous disappointment at the Roger Corman-directed FRANKENSTEIN UNBOUND, it seemed the safer option was to retreat into examining some of Corman’s many dynastic adoptions rather than deal with any more of his direct lineage. Hence cometh THE ANGEL COLLECTION: a cheap single-disc compilation from Image Entertainment that assembles all three ANGEL movies originally released by Corman under his New World Pictures shingle.

ANGEL (1984) is one of those titles, alongside questionable fare like GHOULIES and SLEEPAWAY CAMP 2: UNHAPPY CAMPERS, that is likely better recalled due to its striking key art than for the actual film contained underneath. That cover, here reproduced on the ANGEL COLLECTION’s case, was a salacious Jekyll-and-Hyde split photo featuring star Donna (JAWS 2) Wilkes decked out as a virginal pig-tailed schoolgirl on the left and then sporting hot pants, heels, and a come-hither pout on the right side.

That art pretty accurately summarizes the plot of ANGEL: Molly is a cheerful, cherubic fifteen-year-old, attending an L.A. prep school and fending off advances from some comedic nerd and jock caricatures. Once the sun dips below the hills, Molly is off prowling Hollywood Boulevard as the prostitute known as ‘Angel’, trolling for tricks and dodging vice busts with the survival acumen of a ghetto veteran. Also plying his trade on these same streets is a serial switchblade slasher, and Angel is forced to team with a police detective (Cliff Gorman, whose eyeballs have the distracting propensity to point in different directions at once) to prepare for an inevitable clash as the slasher whittles his way through the ranks of her fellow working girls.

ANGEL is a specimen of exploitation film at its purest, in the sense that it’s so baldly two-faced: The sympathetic, earnest melodrama of an abandoned minor subsisting on the meanest of streets couches no shortage of lascivious leers at the disturbingly-babyfaced Wilkes strutting along in a leather miniskirt and navigating a nasty clientele (often lit from beneath their chins for maximum spookiness). With that duality reconciled, director Robert Vincent O’Neil pulls together a fairly compelling thriller around his ANGEL; He grants John Diehl, as the killer, enough solo moments to truly sculpt out his character’s lunacy (all about that egg scene… Yikes!), and tests the parameters of an ‘R’ rating with a lurid necrophilia angle. ANGEL’s supporting cast of wacky boulevard denizens is, to be kind, spotty—but it’s difficult not to adore the great Rory (MOTEL HELL) Calhoun as a washed-up cowboy actor patrolling the strip and signing autographs. This ANGEL, as does the other two films in the trilogy, definitely deserves some retroactive applause for offering several positive, occasionally heroic gay characters in a decade not exactly renowned for tolerance.

ANGEL became a modest box-office success, and thus a sequel was rushed into production and appeared in theaters barely a year later. AVENGING ANGEL (1985) sees the departure of Wilkes’ studied girlishness and husky voice; she would vacate the role over a salary dispute with producers and was replaced with the muscle tone and thousand-yard glower of Betsy Russell—yes, the TOMBOY herself.

AVENGING finds Molly now a student at law school and happy to leave her sordid past behind. However, once she gets word that her mentor Detective Andrews (Robert Lyons replacing Gorman, he of the wayward eyeballs) has been killed in a shootout, Molly resurrects Angel to go undercover on the now-gentrified boulevard and solve Andrews’ murder. One might assume that a simplistic revenge premise like this would be foolproof—that is, until returning director O’Neil expends far too much of AVENGING on scenes of Angel reuniting and kibbutzing around with her motley collection of compadres. Changing antagonists from a creepy, misogynistic killer to generic sport-jacketed gangsters involved in real estate schemes shrinks the dramatic factor of AVENGING considerably, and the tone is overall much sillier—witness Angel organizing a hilarious WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S-type of gambit to swindle the baddies with a corpse in a wheelchair, for example.

Angel would lie dormant for a three year period, and then rise back up with ANGEL III: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1988). Completists please note: As with another “Final” chapter, this was hardly the end of the Angel saga, as a fourth film was made in the early nineties but is not included on this disc. Writing and directing duties on FINAL CHAPTER are inherited by exploitation veteran Tom (REFORM SCHOOL GIRLS) DeSimone, and the title role is again recast, this time played by Mitzi Kapture of later SILK STALKINGS fame. Apparently, that whole ‘law school’ doddle just didn’t pan out for Molly, as the FINAL CHAPTER has her relocated to N.Y.C. and working as a freelance photographer. Molly gets a lead on a long-lost family member and returns to Los Angeles to investigate. There Molly learns that her heretofore-unknown sister has been abducted into sex slavery by an evil madam (a haughty Maud ‘OCTOPUSSY’ Adams), and so once again dusts off the Angel persona to mount a rescue.

By this point, the whole ANGEL routine is fatigued to the point of boredom constantly nipping at both filmmakers and audience. The tepid action moves from the dark and sticky byways of Hollywood Boulevard to a sun-dappled beachfront (?), and while Kapture is close enough to Russell in physical appearance, she rejects the camp of AVENGING and plays the role in a very dry and over-serious manner. The three-year gap has FINAL CHAPTER feeling disconnected to the first two films, and the total recasting grants Angel with a new and far less interesting supply of street sidekicks (seriously, her old gang makes hustler Spanky (Mark Blankfield) look like an insurance salesman).

The transfers on the ANGEL COLLECTION are unimpressive; they’re likely unmodified from those used for the old Anchor Bay ANGEL box set, and there are no extras other than a trailer for the second and third films. The disc is still a recommend simply for the grimy first film, though anyone out there who happens to be craving flicks pickled with that distinct Eighties syrup—neon glow, saxophone wailing over the soundtrack, abundant nudity, and chunky bullet squibs—will find themselves well satisfied by the entire ANGEL enchilada.

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The Neo-Gothic Horror Of James Wan

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The Neo-Gothic Horror Of James Wan

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Filmmaker James Wan’s brand of Gothic cinema has helped shape the state of the genre.

Director James Wan wheeled into the horror genre alongside his buddy Billy the Puppet in SAW. Born in Malaysia, raised in Australia Wan has gone on to make some of the most popular interpretations of American culture in genre films of the new millennium all with an eye to destabilize the familiar and create fear in our most intimate relationships. The Gothic or Neo-Gothic movement which emerged in England in the 1740s rose in popularity throughout Europe on multiple fronts (from architecture to art) in part as a reaction to industrialization which was sweeping the Western world at the time. The Gothic movement is seen as a reaction to the minimalism which industrialization was popularizing, it was a return to opulence; individualization over industry. Gothic literature also emerged during the period and was marked by imbuing romantic stories with supernatural elements, prophecies and cursed places making the ordinary extraordinary. Wan’s horror oeuvre (outside of his work in action with the films DEATH SENTENCE and FURIOUS 7) has showcased these elements while updating and manipulating them to create a new Gothic set in contemporary America.

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In SAW two men, Dr Lawrence Gordon (Cary Elwes) and Adam (co-writer Leigh Whannell), wake up in a decrepit room and are forced to play a game by an unseen assailant. Each element of the “game” pushes the men to further extremes testing their humanity. In relation to previous understandings of Gothic art Wan’s use of the decidedly urban space of the room which at some point featured amenities is now shown to be falling apart, a symbol of the failings and trappings of industrialization. Wan has included the Gothic element of the cursed place alongside the movement’s reaction against industry. As the film builds to its climax, Adam and Lawrence both learn of their reasons for being imprisoned. It was not by happenstance but rather because of their actions. The notion of the Gothic curse or prophecy is realized through Wan’s framing of the two men as victims of their own choices, a theme that would be explored and tortured out of the entire franchise. Gothic literature has long concerned itself with the repressed or forgotten, in Saw forgotten spaces are where the Jigsaw killer is able to lay his traps in places that are no longer needed by society. His selection of victims (or victors) is based on deeds or incidents that they have forgotten with Jigsaw forcing them to relive and react to them.

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Wan’s follow-up film which he produced before SAW took off in a massive way has been derided by its creator. In the press Wan has admonished the supernatural thriller, lamenting the lack of time he felt he had to conceptualize and make the film.DEAD SILENCE sees Jamie (Ryan Kwanten) returning to the town he grew up in after the brutal murder of his wife. Jamie begins to suspect that his wife’s murder may have something to do with the town lore of Mary Shaw a long-dead ventriloquist who may be dealing out punishments from beyond the grave. While Saw explored a modern Gothic in an urban landscape, DEAD SILENCE explores a more traditional Gothic story with the main updates coming for the modern characters. After the opening coda in an urban setting, the film transitions to a rural landscape where large houses are filled with threatening and eerie objects. Wan’s camera treats object as potentially threatening to the point where large rooms become more threatening than the potentially cognizant dummy (the actual dummy, not Donnie Wahlberg). The setting of the small town of Ravens Fair serves to mark the film act as a throwback, the cursed place from a cursed time that threatens to consume everyone in it. The ghosts of America’s relatively young past are returning to wreak havoc on the living…

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INSIDIOUS would combine multiple elements from Wan’s previous films to crystallize the concepts that would mark Wan’s new Gothic. When INSIDIOUS was released in 2010 it was marketed as a bloodless film; a palate cleanser to the new millennium’s interest in Torture Porn. INSIDIOUS follows the Lambert family as they begin believe their house is haunted. Soon they learn that it is not their house that is haunted but their son who is being tracked by a malevolent spirit who has been threatening to overtake the family for decades. Not only does the film mimic a Gothic aesthetic through the costuming of the ghost and parts of the netherworld known as The Further but tonally the film is in keeping with the inherent sense of inescapable dread prevalent in Gothic literature. It is not until the family patriarch Josh (Patrick Wilson) recognizes his role in the haunting that he is able to help his son. INSIDIOUS as well as INSIDIOUS 2 and 3 have helped popularize the sub-genre of the Suburban Gothic where the American Dream is threatened by old, underlying forces (see also: IT FOLLOWS and SINISTER). While the ideology behind this form of Gothic is terrifying, it also elevates the plight of normal families to the mythic by viewing it through a classically Gothic aesthetic. Wan’s frames the Lambert’s life in a rainbow of washout greys where vibrant colors are only introduced once Josh passes into The Further. The Lambert’s cinematic framing renders their story has part of a longer lineage which traces itself back to the Gothic ghost stories which emerged in the 18th century.

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Possibly the most assured example of Wan’s preoccupation with Gothic elements comes from his 2013 film THE CONJURING based on real-life paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren and a supposedly true case of possession in rural America. Set in the 1970s Wan amplifies the pastiche nature of the time period to create fear and suspense in the rural farmhouse that the Perron family has moved into. The repressed past, this time in the form of a witch, stalks and terrorizes the family in similar fashions to the rest of the malevolent figures in Wan’s films but in THE CONJURING, the evil stems from the land, not the people. Wan’s contemporary Gothic structure places the onus on the family and society at large for moving into a house that is once both affordable and haunted. With THE CONJURING, Wan insinuates that like the Gothic tales that came centuries before, fear lies around every corner waiting to be discovered by anyone.

The appeal of the Gothic and Wan’s updating of it comes elevating the everyday. Saw crucifies those that do bad things with full knowledge that what they are being punished for is relatively mundane in the grand scheme of things. Their trespasses are ones that people make on a daily basis. In DEAD SILENCE there is a fear of history, of the former self and the idea that folkloric tales yield terrifying consequences. Insidious deals with what we inflict on the next generation while THE CONJURING looks at bad luck of receiving a cursed object or location. Wan amplifies the terror in the banal; everything ordinary is a threat specific to us which in turns renders our lives and our contemporary stories as meaningful rather than meaningless.

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Eli Roth’s The Green Inferno Coming to DVD & Blu-ray

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Eli Roth’s THE GREEN INFERNO will be getting a digital release and a DVD/Blu-ray release. Love or hate this film (I loved it–my review), THE GREEN INFERNO is definitely the type of film the genre needed in 2015. For those who saw it in the theater, how could you not love watching a bunch of … Continue reading

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Bruno Mattei ‘Women-in-Prison’ Flick Hits Blu-ray

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Bruno Mattei ‘Women-in-Prison’ Flick Hits Blu-ray

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Ultra-nasty Italian exploitation film WOMEN’S PRISON MASSACRE screams on to Blu-ray.

Had Bruno Mattei (HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD) lived long enough to see the Blu-ray revolution reach the lower echelons of euro-perv exploitation titles, even he might be surprised to see his grubby 1983 sex and violence wallow EMANUELLE IN PRISON (aka BLADE VIOLENT) buffed to a high-def gloss.

But buffed it has been and now, on December 8th, Scream Factory will release the Laura Gemser trash classic on Blu-ray under its alternate title WOMEN’S PRISON MASSACRE. Deviants rejoice!

SHOCK recently reviewed Mattei’s final women-in-prison flick, the charmingly detestable THE JAIL and WOMEN’S PRISON MASSACRE is almost as vulgar. But it is the superior Mattei lesbos-in-the-slammer experience as it was shot on film. And because of the presence of the luscious Italian sex film superstar Gemser, of course…

Directed by Mattei and co-written by his frequent collaborator Claudio Fragasso (TROLL II),  this one sees Gemser reprising the role of “Black Emanuelle”, in this incarnation essayed as a reporter who gets framed and sent to the world’s worst prison. Sex, violence and humiliation reign supreme and things get worse when a quartet of male cons get sent to the slammer with the nasty gals.

Just have a look at the title and you can guess how this one ends…

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You can pre-order WOMEN’S PRISON MASSACRE by going to the Shout Factory website.

Here’s the trailer! And NO it is NOT safe for work. Unless you work at home. Alone. In which case…have fun!

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Exclusive Look at New Trailer for Acclaimed Thriller JUDAS GHOST

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Exclusive Look at New Trailer for Acclaimed Thriller JUDAS GHOST

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Acclaimed UK indie JUDAS GHOST finally comes to DVD; trailer revealed.

British filmmaker Simon Pearce’s innovative microbudget horror film JUDAS GHOST is, after well over a year on the festival circuit, finally making its way to DVD and VOD on December 1st courtesy of Uncork’d Entertainment.

Based on the writings of author Simon R. Green, JUDAS GHOST finds a team of professional ghost finders trapped in an old village hall. The haunting they set out to investigate turns out to be far worse than they anticipated…

Adapted for the screen by Green, Martin Delaney (ZERO DARK THIRTY), Lucy Cudden (WOUNDED) and Simon Merrells (THE WOLD) star in this taut, literate and ingeniously produced film.

Feast on the new trailer below…

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25 Life Lessons I’ve Learned from Horror Films

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25 Life Lessons I’ve Learned from Horror Films
Most people assume horror films have no redeeming value, which couldn’t be further from the truth. In fact, horror can actually teach you some great life lessons, such as you probably shouldn’t touch that strange blob or unknown substance you and your friends just came across. Or if you’re out on a date with a … Continue reading

Blu-ray Review: Sleazy 1971 Classic BLOOD AND LACE

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Blu-ray Review: Sleazy 1971 Classic BLOOD AND LACE

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Blace1 SHOCK reviews the ultra-sleazy 1971 horror film BLOOD AND LACE on Blu-ray.

In the annals of PG rated horror films, director Philip Gilbert’s sordid AIP-released 1971 psychodrama BLOOD AND LACE kind of stands alone. No, there’s no explicit sex or nudity, nor is the violence particularly graphic and certainly, nary a curse word is uttered. But I can’t imagine a child seeing this picture. I can’t imagine a child seeing it in 1971. I can’t imagine a child seeing it in 2015.

But I can imagine a child in 1985 seeing it. Because that’s when I saw it!

In fact, most ardent fans of this never-before-released-on-home-video-until-now sort of classic saw it the same way I did, on late night TV, free of any sort of adult supervision. It was difficult for a then 10 year old boy to understand the depths of cruelty and sleaze the picture trades in, but it was fascinating and upsetting, nonetheless. It still is. There are moments of such greasy unpleasantness in BLOOD AND LACE that I still get a kinky shock from them. It’s the same sort of dirty thrill one gets from watching one of Jörg Buttgereit’s NEKROMANTIK films, or, more recently a HUMAN CENTIPEDE picture. But those works are near pornographic in their visuals. BLOOD AND LACE, remember, is PG (or GP, which at the time, was in essence the same thing). And yet it feels far filthier than any of those movies combined…

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BLOOD AND LACE begins with a murder, one that many critics have rightfully cited as having an eerie resemblance to the POV opening attack in John Carpenter’s much later slasher landmark HALLOWEEN (though they both likely owe their blood-spattered shirts to PSYCHO). In this film, it’s not a knife that stalks prey just above the gaze of the lens, it’s a claw hammer, one that lays waste to a man and woman, lying post-coitus in their bed. Some dollops of tempra-red blast on to screen during the edit-heavy sequence to provide a few frissons, but it’s the stuff that follows that really makes you feel icky. Seems the murdered woman was the skanky mother of sullen teen named Elle (Melody Patterson, who sadly passed earlier this year) and, as her mom bedded basically every man and woman in town – including the social worker (Milton Selzer) assigned to protect Elle – the cops are having a hard time pinning the rap on anyone. Elle is shipped to dismal group home run by the unhinged Mrs. Deere (Hollywood legend Gloria Grahame, miles away from OKLAHOMA!), a malevolent matriarch who uses fear, manipulation and violence to keep her young charges in the house, thus supplementing her income with government dough.

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Elle slinks into the home and immediately starts making trouble, following in her “friendly” mother’s footsteps by trying to seduce some of the hunkier lads while also brushing up against the sneering Mrs. Deere, who sees the girl as a threat to her operation. As the narrative skeezes along, we learn Mrs. Deere, with the aid of her sadistic handyman (Len Lesser, who later played Uncle Leo in TV’s SEINFELD), is murdering her misbehaving wards and freezing them in a kind of amateur and none-too-successful cryogenic state. Meanwhile, Elle is having dreams of a scarred-faced heavy with a bloody hammer stalking her and a leering cop (Vic Tayback…y’know, Mel from the classic TV show ALICE) bums around the peripheral, alternately keeping an eye out for the girl and lusting for her booty.

BLOOD AND LACE is one grubby flick. And it’s awesome. The scenes with the frozen youths being dragged out and posed to fool city workers assigned to check in on them, are disturbing; even worse, when the thawing bodies start to leak fluids from torn orifices, the slow drips are disgusting and unforgettable. The central premise of child abuse and sexual deviancy is splendidly politically incorrect and the final shot, with its insult-to-injury plot reveal, is enough to make you burn your clothes afterwards. It’s gross.

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Another thing of note about the film is the fact that the putty-mugged boogeyman is a ringer for Freddy Krueger, 13 years before there even was a Freddy Krueger. Both killers are burned and bald; both killers appear in dreams to torment their victims and both killers wear red and black stripped sweaters! With Wes now gone, it’s a shame no one will get the chance to ask him if he had seen BLOOD AND LACE during one of its many TV airings…

And watch out for the sequence early on where Patterson in inexplicably dubbed by June Foray, the voice actress who played Rocky the Flying Squirrel and who is kind of the Zelig of horror. Foray’s signature raspy voice also popped up glaringly in “The Bewitchin’ Pool”, the final episode of THE TWILIGHT ZONE and covertly, as the voice of Michael in a brief scene in JAWS. Yet more strangeness comes in the form of the film’s lack of an original score, instead we have a melodramatic and often grossly inappropriate scratch library score of schizophrenic orchestral music; the effect is just as disorienting as the Findlay favorite SHRIEK OF THE MUTILATED, a terrible flick rendered far weirder by its ludicrous patchwork music.

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Scream Factory deserves an award just for releasing BLOOD AND LACE seeing as, as we’ve already mentioned, it’s never been legitimately released on home video. Here, the company gives us a DVD/Blu-ray combo pack, with a nice high-def transfer of what I do believe is a slightly longer cut, with a few extra drops of blood, enough so that the film seems to have been upgraded from its original PG to an R rating!. Certainly, this aint no David Fincher joint, so obsessing over audio/visual minutiae is foolish, but suffice to say the film hasn’t looked this good since its release. Writer Richard Harland Smith provides a decent, informative commentary that fills in many blanks, and there’s also trailer and an alternate opening credits sequence thrown in for fun.

Great film. Great release. Prepare to shower afterward.

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AMERICAN HORROR STORY: HOTEL Episode 506: ‘Room 33′

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AMERICAN HORROR STORY: HOTEL Episode 506: ‘Room 33′

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AMERICAN HORROR STORY: HOTEL’s 6th episode gets the SHOCK recap.

In 1926, the Countess goes to visit Dr. Charles Montgomery at the Murder House from season one. She has something she needs “taken care of.” She reveals a painfully pregnant belly – and that she is only three weeks pregnant. He asks no questions, just takes her down to the basement operating room. He uses the “big knife” to cut it out, then asks the nurse to dispose of “that.” She thinks it is still alive and sure enough, it attacks her. The Countess wakes, and Dr. Montgomery hands the Countess a baby boy. She cries and kisses it. 

Now, the Countess keeps her “baby” in room 33. We don’t see it until the very end, and even then, it is only a glimpse. Think Eraserhead meets Belial from Basket Case. We meet the “baby,” Bartholomew, throughout the episode, though only through its POV. Bartholomew seems to be able to crawl very, very fast. Anyway, the Countess treasures Bartholomew, but keeps him locked in room 33. She and Will are headed to Paris for a few days, but promises Bartholomew she will return with plenty of money.

Ramona and Donovan return to the hotel to seek revenge, and this includes killing the Countess’s children. Donovan doesn’t quite have the stomach for it, so Ramona dismisses him to the penthouse to “sniff the Countess’s panties.” She goes down to the sleep chamber, and is surprised to find all the coffins gone. Earlier in the episode, John found them, and saw Alex sleeping in one. She drugged John and put him back to bed, making him think it was all part of his breakdown, and she and Liz destroy the coffins. Finding no one in the sleep chamber, Ramona goes to room 33, intending on killing Bartholomew. That little fucker is fast, and devious. He hides from her, then attacks and runs rampant through the hotel.

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While in the penthouse, Donovan finds the two Swedish girls, who are grumpy because they can’t seem to escape the hotel. He explains that they have to find their “purpose.” They will still never leave, but it will get them out of whatever rut you are stuck in, being a permanent resident of the hotel. The girls try fucking and killing a douchey hotel patron, but it doesn’t work for them. Alex, as she looks for Bartholomew, finds the girls crying beside the corpse. She suggests mentally destroying someone, and sends them to John, who has always wanted two girls.

The Swedes find John drunk in the hallway, depressed because he was kicked out of a crime scene, and his daughter won’t take his calls. Within seconds, the girls are in bed with John, fucking him, fucking each other. Then they start clawing each other apart while choking John. He finally realizes what is going on. Covered in blood, he races to the lobby, naked, begging Liz for help. They return to his room, where the maid is already stripping the bed of bloody linens. The girls appear, fully clothed, from the bathroom and are pleased with themselves. Destroying men mentally is their purpose. March appears in the corner of the room, pleased that John is enjoying his stay at the hotel. John rushes March, but finds only a bare wall. Deciding that this is the last straw, he takes out his suitcase and starts packing. He realizes that he is still covered in blood when it gets all over his clothes, so he hops into the shower. While he is in there, Bartholomew sneaks into John’s suitcase.

John picks up Scarlett from her friend’s house and the two go home. Scarlett is mad that her mom dropped her off at her friend’s house then disappeared; she is confused as to why her father is there when he isn’t supposed to live there anymore. John promises he will stay with her until they figure it all out. She runs to her room and John starts to unpack. He hears Scarlett crying and checks on her, carrying one of his bloody shirts with him. She is scared of the blood, and he is scared that he is holding it. Returning to his room, John notices something is amiss. He gets his gun and creeps quietly through the house. In this time, Scarlett has made some popcorn and is watching TV. John tracks Bartholomew into the kitchen and shoots it. Scarlett screams in fear, and Bartholomew gets away, but he is injured. Alex arrives home to find Scarlett and John in the backyard, both scared and angry, separated by Hahn. The detective will take Scarlett to her grandmother’s house, and Alex insists that John just needs some sleep. Once he goes inside, she starts looking around the yard and finds Bartholomew.

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When the Countess returns from Paris, she goes straight to room 33, where Alex is caring for Bartholomew. Alex explains he got out, and was injured, but he will be find. The Countess is eternally grateful. 

Liz Taylor and Tristan are sleeping together, and they both announce to each other they are in love. Now it is just about breaking the news to the Countess, who doesn’t “share” (but she has no compunction about sleeping with Will, or even asking/demanding that Tristan “fluff” Will when his cock won’t get hard for a woman). When the Countess returns from Paris, Liz finally sits down to tell her she is in love. The Countess thinks that is great – until she finds out it is Tristan. She tells Liz she can have him when she is done with him, but Liz reminds her that time has meaning to her, a mortal. She knows that Tristan is just one of the Countess’s passing fancies and begs her to release him. The Countess sends for Tristan, who confirms that he and Liz are in love. The Countess has a hard time with this, but eventually agrees that Liz may “have” Tristan. She kisses Liz on the cheek – then slits Tristan’s throat. “He’s yours. Bury him.”

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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Horror Short, Selfie From Hell, To Become a Feature Length Film

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Horror Short, Selfie From Hell, To Become a Feature Length Film
There’s no doubt that the short film, SELFIE FROM HELL, has taken the internet by storm. As of the writing of this article, the short, not even two minute film has 14,709,920 views and is climbing. IndustryWorks Studios has acquired the rights and is going to make a feature length film out of the short. Check out … Continue reading